“My name is Michael Langdon and I am the antichrist”

on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt
this is your only day to reblog this for a year
i missed my chance last year so this has been in my queue for 364 days
😳
six years of fried egg tshirt…
🎉 10 YEARS OF FRIED EGG ON A TSHIRT 🎉
“This story is a tragedy because it didn’t have to end this way.”
vs
“This story is a tragedy because it was always going to end this way.”
#a REALLY good tragedy is locked in quantum uncertainty between these two states
peac & love on planet earth
Cat 1: BRO WTF GET BACK OR ILL KILL YOU
Cat 2: but we’re BUDDIES!
Cat 1: YAAAAYYY
Achilles dragging Hector’s corpse around Troy
#oh this is a Baby sound
#this is a sound mother cats make when they’re calling to their kittens
#it’s not an alarm call
#it’s more like ‘hey kids it’s time to travel follow me’ sort of callExactly what @followthebluebell wrote! This cat is trying to carry their ‘kitten’ to a new nest. I’ve never seen this behaviour before with a human and it’s hilarious to watch in action.
“My cat likes to walk on her wheel while I’m on my exercise bike. The way she looks at me makes my heart melt 😻😭”
you are DOING! An ACTIVITY! TOGETGER!! 😭😭😭
couldn’t figure out why my music kept pausing